Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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