is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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