Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She's JV to your varsity
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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