whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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