I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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