i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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