KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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