its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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