Duck Duck Cougar?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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