I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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