would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I love you.
Bad choice
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