Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
MIDGETS
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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