We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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