Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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