Do you still have your period?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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