I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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