Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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