he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
now i know why i became what i already was.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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