He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There are leaves in my underwear?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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