I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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