My sheets look like a crime scene.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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