I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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