this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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