your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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