Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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