I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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