just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
