There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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