We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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