turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i just made my gag reflex go away.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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