Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Randomize
