So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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