Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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