YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Can i not drive my cunt home
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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