would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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