i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
