i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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