i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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