How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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