i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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