1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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