Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
