What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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