we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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