i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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