we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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