Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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