I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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