Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What drink are we having for lunch?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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