Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Less talking, more tequila
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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