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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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