How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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